Anyone for wine?

Went for a jaunt earlier up the track'  with my neighbour Jose' to visit a neighbouring farmer (Antonio) on his vineyard.

Now I'm contemplating how much work I have to do to prepare for the 600kg of Tempranillo grapes that will be arriving on Friday lunchtime!
just like these ones...

Making red wine was not in my original Year 1 plans but I'm taking the view that life is too short and I just need to get on with it. So, come the end of the year, I'll have 400 litres of red wine to sell/barter. Was thinking of advertising an 'early bird offer'!...how does '£2.50 a litre, collection only sound'???? Perhaps I just need to offer 'drink all you like' holidays...that might work.